xp_rockme: (I fix crap)
Amadeus Cho ([personal profile] xp_rockme) wrote2016-01-09 10:27 pm
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ALL RIGHT PEOPLE

I need you in the kitchen in t-minus 30 minutes!

DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING

Also, do we have any more black pepper? I REPEAT. I NEED BLACK PEPPER STAT.
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[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I am typing this in my underwear as I no longer have pants.

Science owns me a new pair of Pradas. Ridiculous.


[identity profile] x-otoxic.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Amadeus warned you like three time to stand away...

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
The imaginary line is hard to see in the kitchen.

This is why science belongs in labs. Not near my coffee.

[identity profile] xp-rockme.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
SCIENCE WILL NOT BE CONTAINED! EFF YOUR PANTS!

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Be useful and go invent something that will remove indelible stains.

[identity profile] xp-rockme.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Be useful and don't be a weirdo naked asshole?

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Underwear implies not being nude.

Although if naked, the asshole part is unavoidable.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
You bankroll science. I imagine you'll be fine.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
With money. Not my wardrobe.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Just consider this an investment.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Considering how often you want to take them off, I'm surprised you think of this as an inconvenience.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
There's a time and place for anything

What if I hadn't been wearing underwear?

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
That would have been a poor choice.

[identity profile] xp-darcy.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
How did kitchen science... you know what, I don't want to know. At least you've still got underwear on.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Although that could be changed...

[identity profile] xp-darcy.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Please wear clothes in the kitchen.

[identity profile] xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
When I read something about your lack of pants and shrimp in the same post I know it's time to turn off the computer and walk away.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I could add other words.

'in the shower'
'grease'
'the taste of regret'

[identity profile] xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
...why didn't I actually turn off the computer and walk away?

I'm turning off the computer and walking away now.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
'pruny fingers'

'Flour'

'japanese breadcrumbs'

Any of these doing it for you?

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2016-01-10 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
If you need to get over the trauma, you know where to find me
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