I AM THE KING OF THE DEER

[xp_rockme]

THEY LOVE ME AND I LOVE THEM.

Come, lick the peanut butter from your king's face!

Comments

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...what did you take and where can I get some?

Also, are you actually letting the deer lick you?

[xp-clea.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

Do us all a favor and catch lyme disease.

[xp-rockme.livejournal.com]

ALL WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

Despair doesn't even begin to describe it.

[xp-rockme.livejournal.com]

I took a nap on your bed. Is that ok?

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

Burn it.

[xp-rockme.livejournal.com]

OK!

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

No wait it's a figure of speech

[xp-rockme.livejournal.com]

MAKE UP YOUR MIND geez

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I think I saw this on OitNB?

[xp-dazzler.livejournal.com]

You people have got to stop leaving your special brownies lying around. I swear to god if any of you touched my special cookie stash...

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

King of the crazy, maybe.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Uh. Did the deer get into any of whatever you did b/c we eat those deer sometimes.