A poem

Aug. 4th, 2015 05:05 pm
xp_rockme: (doof)
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Hot pocket, warm pocket, cook it in a sleeve.

Tasty pocket, happy pocket, AAAGHHHH LAVA CHEESE!

Date: 2015-08-04 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-erverse.livejournal.com
Why the hell is my phone buzzing whenever you post to these things or leave a comment?

Date: 2015-08-04 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-rockme.livejournal.com
ROOMMATES SHOULD SHARE ~EVERYTHING~

Date: 2015-08-04 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-erverse.livejournal.com
I've muted it and yet it's literally screaming at me. Fix it.

Date: 2015-08-05 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-erverse.livejournal.com
Now there's a bunch of fucking hamster cartoons dancing on the screen. I said for you to fucking fix it. Do it or I'll worm my way into that that ball pit you call a brain and make you do it.

Date: 2015-08-05 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-erverse.livejournal.com
Never mind. It was time to upgrade my phone, anyway.

Date: 2015-08-05 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-rockme.livejournal.com
Aw. Don't be sad roommate! I fixed it!

Date: 2015-08-05 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Something something extra hour in the ball pit.

Date: 2015-08-05 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-velocidad.livejournal.com
Isn't language kinda your thing?

Date: 2015-08-05 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-wolfsbane.livejournal.com
What's a hot pocket and why does it have lava cheese?

Date: 2015-08-05 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-rockme.livejournal.com
A substance that contains no actual food or nutrients, but it a tasty tasty snack. That can be over-microwaved, owwie. Would you like?

Date: 2015-08-05 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-wolfsbane.livejournal.com
That sounds terrible!

...but I'm really curious. And I'm really hungry these days. So, yes, please.

Date: 2015-08-05 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-rockme.livejournal.com
WooT! ~hot pockets~ coming up!

Date: 2015-08-05 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
Do you also enjoy Red Bull?

Date: 2015-08-05 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
Also an energy drink, if I don't miss my mark. Something about mutant geniuses and their need to be fueled by them.

Has anyone spoken to you about dietary needs yet?

Date: 2015-08-05 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-rockme.livejournal.com
As a mutant I require in excess of 3,500 calories a day. My gut has also mutated in order for me to take in more food, as I was lactose intolerant but am no more. My need for glucose is also elevated, beyond what can be provided in naturally occurring fruits and vegetables.

I EAT WHAT I WANT.

Date: 2015-08-06 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
Just don't eat any of Cammie's food.

Date: 2015-08-05 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com
BEST SONG EVER.

I am sending it to my friend and I'm hoping he'll sing it and put it on youtube and make it viral.

or at least, sing it to me while drunk.

Date: 2015-08-05 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-rockme.livejournal.com
I can do it! I can do it nine times!

Date: 2015-08-05 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com
then you should.

Date: 2015-08-05 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
Bravo. :)

Date: 2015-08-05 03:51 am (UTC)

Date: 2015-08-05 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-magma.livejournal.com
What is a hot pocket?

And what is lava cheese?

Date: 2015-08-05 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-rockme.livejournal.com
Horrible not food that is microwavable and gets too hot and burns the roof of my mouth sometimes. I can make you one strange person. I am an ~expert~

Date: 2015-08-06 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-magma.livejournal.com
My name is Amara.

Thank you for your offer, I accept. Should I meet you in the kitchen?
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