Now there's a bunch of fucking hamster cartoons dancing on the screen. I said for you to fucking fix it. Do it or I'll worm my way into that that ball pit you call a brain and make you do it.
As a mutant I require in excess of 3,500 calories a day. My gut has also mutated in order for me to take in more food, as I was lactose intolerant but am no more. My need for glucose is also elevated, beyond what can be provided in naturally occurring fruits and vegetables.
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Date: 2015-08-05 12:13 am (UTC)...but I'm really curious. And I'm really hungry these days. So, yes, please.
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Date: 2015-08-05 12:32 pm (UTC)Has anyone spoken to you about dietary needs yet?
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Date: 2015-08-05 12:37 pm (UTC)I EAT WHAT I WANT.
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Date: 2015-08-05 12:56 am (UTC)I am sending it to my friend and I'm hoping he'll sing it and put it on youtube and make it viral.
or at least, sing it to me while drunk.
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Date: 2015-08-05 10:58 am (UTC)And what is lava cheese?
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Date: 2015-08-06 12:59 am (UTC)Thank you for your offer, I accept. Should I meet you in the kitchen?